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liquid gold/zero utility/maximum flow
[ take a piss ]

## THE_PISSTANK

Click the bowl. Fill it with liquid gold. No reward, no utility, pure flow.

flow: 00% full

TICKER

$PISSCOIN

SUPPLY

964,000,000

TAX

0 / 0

LP

BURNED

## WHAT_IS_PISSCOIN

Every chain has its gold. Ours just happens to be warm. PISSCOIN is a terminal-native meme token with no roadmap you should trust, no utility you can use, and no whitepaper longer than this paragraph. It flows downhill, it stains everything it touches, and it glows gold under fluorescent light. Hold it, sell it, spill it.

## PAIRED_WITH_GOLD

$PISSCOIN is paired with gold. The stream never stops: every block you keep holding, more gold settles into your bag. Diamond bladder gets the bullion — the longer you hold, the more gold stock accrues to you. Sell early and you flush it.

T+1H

0.1g

first drops settle

T+24H

2.4g

the trickle begins

T+7D

18g

visible sediment

T+30D

1 BAR

diamond bladder

> gold_accrual --wallet you
  t+0h    [▓░░░░░░░░░]  drip
  t+24h   [▓▓▓░░░░░░░]  trickle
  t+7d    [▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░]  stream
  t+30d   [▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓]  BULLION

## TOKENOMICS

LIQUIDITY80%
COMMUNITY STREAM12%
CEX / HYDRATION5%
DEV (SIPS ONLY)3%

## ROADMAP

PHASE 1

THE FIRST DROP

  • [x] contract deployed
  • [x] lp burned
  • [x] chart goes vertical or sideways

PHASE 2

STEADY STREAM

  • [x] 10k holders
  • [x] trending on the feeds
  • [x] ascii billboard somewhere illegal

PHASE 3

FLOOD

  • [x] cex listings
  • [x] merch: one bottle
  • [x] gold rush

## HOW_TO_BUY

  1. 01 — get a wallet. any wallet. hydrate it.
  2. 02 — swap for the chain's native token.
  3. 03 — paste the contract address above into your DEX.
  4. 04 — confirm. let it flow.